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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

fromrheims:

Assemble by Blule

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

pudus:

dont ask me about 2009

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

commanderastacio:

I love this website

commanderastacio:

I love this website


by 誘きち

by 誘きち

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.